Just once I’d like to run into someone from my past and be like, riding a shark and 30 pounds lighter and wearing a cape made of 100-dollar bills and the phone numbers of the many people who want to have sex with me. Not buying towels on a Friday night in stretch pants.
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Replace “towels” with “hummus” and “someone from my past” with “guy who is best friends with a guy I used to embarrassingly hook up with in law school” and you have a pretty good sense of how last Friday went for me. (via fullcredit) |
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