February 2009
61 posts
January 2009
84 posts
“25. I am slowly realizing that even if I had a job where my sole...”
– Sarah Szpack, probably the greatest person ever, proving that the 25 Random Things FB trend was worth something (via lilkim) (via lizistwentythree)
losin' lb's with lfarm
thewordunheard:
lfarm:
I’ve been losing some poundage lately, while continuing to avoid the gym.
Want to know the secret?
DON’T EAT AS MUCH.
*available for consultations*
I hate the gym, too, but I continue to go on the regular - because when it all comes down to it, I love eating even more than I hate the gym.
right on
“Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...”
– Rachel Maddow (via vforvelociraptor) (via 24freedinners) (via onesong)
2 Things That Always Make Me Laugh
onesong:
Chanandaler Bong
FEBTOBER
Transponster!
To Whoever Is In Charge of These Things:
saramcpherson:
I would be eternally ecstatic - if for nothing but the blogging material - to someday live in one of the following actual towns or cities:
Intercourse, Alabama Unalaska, Alaska Floss, Arizona Hasty, Arkansas Hooker, Arkansas Magazine, Arkansas Toad Suck, Arkansas Scarface, California Dinosaur, Colorado Hygiene, Colorado Blue Ball, Delaware Christmas, Florida Climax, Georgia Santa...
“Muffins are for people who don’t have the nads to order cake for breakfast”
– Kitchen Confidential
Hell, yeah: Obama on "Roe vs. Wade" - Salon.com →
bohemea:
msbadkittie:
Here is Barack Obama’s official statement on the matter, which voices strong and unambiguous support not only for the right to choose but also for women’s rights, period. We could tell you more about it, but well, it speaks for itself:
“On the 36th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we are reminded that this decision not only protects women’s health and reproductive freedom,...
“First of all, how good looking is my wife?”
– Barack Obama (via) (via kaytee)
New rule for myself: don’t bother getting married unless my husband’s gonna love me as much as this.
(via thewordunheard)
“The ROUSes were played by midgets. The actor who played the giant rat that...”
– Neatorama
Movie Trivia: The Princess Bride
“Every day was an honor to be your President. I gave it my all. Listen, sometimes...”
– George W. Bush at a Welcome Home Rally in Midland, TX
And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up GWB. Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking he was some sort of evil monster. Time will vindicate this man.
(via randyhaddock, deliriousmuch, deadshot, scout, missbrightside)
(via sarahchristine)
“I am a choreographer. That’s what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are...”
– Sparky Polastri (via katoleary) (via singlescoop) (via bohemea)
“I believe in food and sex; I believe in food then sex; food and sex together?...”
– The Jezebel Diet: Bourdain And Batali Talk Wet Spots, Sushi
deliciously disturbed
What You Should Know Before Going to America →
livejamie:
Seems like pretty solid advice to me.
lol. This is my favorite
* Most Americans are very polite, particularly outside of the big cities. However, outside of the big cities, everyone owns guns. Inside the big cities, almost everyone owns guns. Let’s be polite together!
Incredibly accurate
bringtheruckuss's 5 more tips to get the girl
onesong:
chasingxscars:
bringtheruckuss:
1: learn to eat out…and i’m not talking about applebees
2: keep your short and curlies trimmed
3: do romantic stuff asshole, surprise picnics and shit.
4: never talk shit about her fucked up family. she can, but you can’t.
5: if shes excited about something, guess the fuck what? you’re ass better be too!
bonus tip: employment.
niiice
the...
“Here’s the difference, to me, between boys and girls: boys fuck things up; girls...”
– Louis C.K. (via ledenes) (via barelysarcasm) (via aniceshadeofred) (via brilliantlydisruptive)
Everyone tries to figure out guys/girls, but I’ve never seen it quite said like this.(via peterwknox)
Yep.(via lizlemon)
I completely and wholeheartedly disagree. I will fuck your shit up, sure, but...