December 2008
68 posts
“I do not have an act. I just do Eartha Kitt. I want to be whoever Eartha Kitt is...”
– Eartha Kitt (via thewordunheard)
Grievance #1 - Birthday on Christmas Day
onemoretimewithfeeling:
No, I’m not upset for people that have a birthday on Chrstmas Day, I’m irritated by them.
First of all, it doesn’t seem that rare to me because everyone with a birthday on Christmas talks about it all the time. Rarely do you hear someone mention a June 6 birthday, and discuss it ad nauseum. Yes, I’m sure it sucks that you only get one day a year for all your gifts. My...
“Hamster with top hat
Gun that shoots meatballs
Meatballs
Tay Zonday action...”
– My 13-year-old brother’s Christmas list. (via 24freedinners)
Complaint #334
whitewhine:
“Snowstorm, schmostorm. When I order something from L.L.Bean online, I expect it to arrive before Christmas.”
-Whine by Mary
Britney Loves Japan for Its Tiny Cars - Britney... →
How is this news?
Wisconsin Cheese Cupid →
syzlak:
This site is rad. Makes me want to sit by the fire with some cheese and the appropriately paired liquor.
…hmmm cheese & liquor
Whoa, if I were a website I would most definitely be a site dedicated to cheese and wine
“If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth...”
– E. Jean Carroll (via snowblind) (via isthisblood) (via daysofturmoil) (via 24freedinners)
“What’s the past tense of scam? Is it scrumped? Liz Lemon, you just got...”
Woman convicted for smuggling monkey on flight -... →
Can someone tell me how this woman managed to breeze by security with a monkey strapped to her chest?
Complaint #329
whitewhine:
“Really Starbucks? I don’t think that swapping out the red sprinkles to chocolate shavings merits changing the name from Peppermint Mocha to Peppermint Mocha Twist.” -Whine by CSM
“When I realized you had a can of Chef Boyardee as a backup dinner for our first...”
– http://www.onesentence.org/
“If you don’t believe in gay marriage, don’t get married to a gay person; there’s...”
– chelsea handler (via dazzlingdelta)
“We all have ways of coping. I use sex, and awesomeness.”
– jack- 30 rock (via dazzlingdelta)
